A young boy is jerking off behind a
church one day, the preacher catches
him and scolds him…”young man!,
you should save that for when you
are older and get married!!!”
20 years pass, and a man walks up to
the preacher and asks him
“remember, about 20 years ago when
you caught me jerking off behind the
church, and told me I should save it
for when I get older, and married?”
The preacher recalls that day, and
says “yeah, why?”
The man says, “Well, i'm getting
married tomorrow, and I've got two 55
gallon drums of the stuff in the back
of my truck, now what?”.. …read more