A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese
restaurant and orders the “Chicken
Surprise.” The waiter brings the meal,
served in a lidded cast-iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve
herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two
beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she
asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in
the pot. He reaches for it and again
the lid rises, and he sees two little
eyes looking around before it slams
down.
Sputtering in a fit of anger , he calls
the waiter over, describes what is
happening, and demands an
explanation!
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what
you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken
Surprise.”
“Ah… so sorry,” says the waiter, “I
bring you Peeking Duck. …read more