There once was an American Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given nam…

There once was an American Indian
who had only one testicle, and whose
given name was 'Onestone'. He hated
that name and asked everyone not to
call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,' If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will
kill them!' The word got around and
nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named
Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
morning, Onestone.' He jumped up,
grabbed her andtook her deep into
the forest where he made love to her
all day and all night. He made love to
her all the next day, until Blue Bird
died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone
meant what he promised he would
do. Years went by and no one dared
call him by his given name until A
woman named Yellow Bird returned
to the village after being away..
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's
cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said,
'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took he deep
into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why?
You can't kill two birds with one
stone. …read more    

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