My mate called me last night.
He said, “My dog had nine puppies
12 weeks ago and now apparently
they are worth £600 each.”
“Fucking hell, mate.” I said, “Drinks
are on you then!”
He said, “I'm not selling them.”
“Why not?” I asked.
“Well,” he said, “If they're worth £600
each now, can you imagine what
they'll be worth in 10 years? …read more