An old pensioner is hobbling his way
home through the red light district.
“Hey, Handsome, how about it?”
“You're joking,” says the 90-year-old,
“I just can't manage it any more.”
“Ah, come on,” says the lady of the
night, “it'll be really nice.”
After a bit of humming and hawing,
the pensioner goes along and when
they finally get onto the lady's bed
he rides her like a fucking god, giving
her multiple real orgasms and
wearing her out.
“Wow, old man,” she says exhausted,
“that was great! And you said you
couldn't manage it any more?”
“Oh I can still fuck, honey,” says the
old geezer, “it's just that I can't
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