On their first date, Joe took Rose to
the carnival. When he asked her
what she wanted to do first, Rose
replied, “Get weighed.”
So Joe took her to the man with the
scale who guesses people's weight.
He looked at Rose and said, “Erm! 8
stone and 7 pounds.” Since
Rose weighed in at 7 stone 12
pounds, she collected a prize.
Next they went on the roller coaster.
When the ride was finished, Joe
asked Rose what she wanted to do
next. “Get weighed,” she said. So
they went back to the man with the
scale, who of course guessed Rose's
weight correctly.
Leaving without a prize, they went for
a ride on the merry-go-round.
After they got off, Joe asked Rose
what she wanted to do next. “I want
to get weighed!” she said again.
Joe began to think this girl was quite
strange, and decided to end the
evening quickly. He left her at the
door with a quick handshake.
Rose's roommate was waiting up for
her to return and asked how the
evening went.
“Wousy!” …read more