NAME: Expecteria Trouserius (Trouser
Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to
black. Fang-less with a highly
venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to
12 inches, depending on its mood
and sub-species. SYMPTOMS: This
snake attacks mainly women in the
lower front abdomen, resulting in an
inconspicuous bump. Then a severe
swelling followed by excruciating pain
after nine months. The attack is not
usually fatal. It has been known to
attack men in the rear lower
abdomen, resulting in an incurable
disease and consequent death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms,
but has been known to appear in
unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine
available for women. However, once
the venom is injected into the body
only drastic measures will ensure
complete recovery. There is no known
antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED
TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a
tourniquet as the venom is too deep
in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be
completely unnecessary and
ineffective as the bleeding will stop
after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is
the most popular with the victim but
so far has not been reported to have
led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand
around the neck of the reptile, with
the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in
an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake
becoming highly aggressive and start
spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking
process depends entirely on the skill
of the milker and the last time the
snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be
harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it
is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin and treated with
the right respect will make a
wonderful pet. …read more