A man with a bald head and a
wooden leg gets invited to a fancy
dress party. He doesn't know what
costume to wear to hide his head and
his leg so he writes to a fancy dress
company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel
with a note. “Dear Sir, please find
enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald
head and with your wooden leg you
will be just right as a pirate”.
The man thinks this is terrible
because they have just emphasised
his wooden leg and so he writes a
really rude letter of complaint. A
week passes and he receives another
parcel and a note which says “Dear
Sir, sorry about before, please find
enclosed a Monks habit. The long
robe will cover your wooden leg and
with your bald head you will really
look the part”.
Now the man is really annoyed since
they have gone from emphasising his
wooden leg to emphasising his bald
head and he writes the company a
REALLY rude letter of complaint. The
next day he receives a small parcel
and a note which reads…..
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin
of treacle. Pour the tin of treacle over
your bald head, stick your wooden leg
up your arse and go as a toffee apple,
you prick.” …read more