One time I was with my cousins in Amsterdam, you know, the weed's legal there.
We picked up some blunts at a coffee shop (they sell em in shops)
We got completely baked out of our minds, found some middle-aged dude and dropped the bastard into a canal. Some guys who were drunk came on to us, and we were too stoned to do shit, and we all ended up plunged in the drink. Good times…